(only if you judge me for having so much fun writing it!! also, fyi, this is future!fic.)
“You mind if I turn this on?” Blaine asks, and Kurt looks up to Blaine hovering by the dresser, fiddling with his iPod. Kurt can’t help smiling at the sight of his boyfriend in just his black briefs that fit snugly over his ass, and he bites his lip to hide it when Blaine looks over at him.
“No, go ahead. I just want to finish catching up on emails and then we can go to bed, mmkay?”
“Take your time,” Blaine says, setting his iPod into the stereo and adjusting the volume. The first few notes of the song start playing and Blaine says, “Oh Kurt, it’s our song!”
Kurt doesn’t look up from his phone. “You say that about every other song you hear, Blaine.”
“It doesn’t make it less true,” Blaine insists. Kurt glances up and Blaine is just kind of swinging his hips a little, and god help him, but Kurt finds it a little hot.
Title: The Devil You Know
Pairings: Kurt/Cooper, with a bit of Blaine on the sidelines.
Summary: Blaine has a jealousy kink and, instead of asking just anyone to help them out, he convinces Cooper, his beloved, ever-horny brother to have sex with Kurt. While he watches.
Notes: No real Andercest in this. Blaine and Cooper don’t really interact on any sexual level, save for Cooper taunting Blaine as he watches. It’s all consensual. Plenty of dirty talk and jealousy, though.
Title: Solve for X
Word Count: 7,200
Summary: Literally all the AU’s I could think of. Nerd!Teacher!Blaine and BadBoy!Cheerio!Kurt and also Anderberry Siblings. Blaine is a substitute teacher at McKinley. There’s some porn.
reblogging this cause I woke up and you owe it to yourselves to read it
I’m worried I’m never going to be over this and just exploring it in a hundred different waysso settle in while I explore it from an RPF perspective. (Yes, CrissColfer. Don’t like. Don’t read. Also it’s longer than the Klaine stuff. What does that say about me and those boys. Guh.)
Blaine has always had a fascination with Kurt’s nipples— even before they started courting. When he and Kurt were pups, their parents allowed them to play and take naps together. On one occasion, he actually got confused and started sucking Kurt’s nipple to nurse (not in a sexual way); after the incident, their parents have tried to keep them away from each other. They thought they had succeeded.
When Kurt and Blaine are schoolmates, Blaine secretly pulls Kurt away to play and suck on Kurt’s nipples. All the while, he goes on and on about how he can’t wait to mate with Kurt and breed him. He also emphasizes on Kurt lactating and letting Blaine drink from him as well as the pups. Kurt is apathetic but lets Blaine do what he wants because Blaine is an alpha wolf.
They say a picture paints a thousand words… and Kurt and Blaine have a whole scrapbook.
Fanart for chapter 8 of Snapshots.
Summary:”You’ve always been a fighter. This is just one more fight, okay? You can, I know you can.”
A hate crime leaves Blaine damaged and Kurt refuses to let it bring them down.
Part of the Lovesong verse
A/N: Lots and lots of author’s notes at the link
A/N: (ignore the shit name, I’ll change it later) Yesterday I posted a ficlet where Kurt and Blaine met on a blind date, and a few people asked for more… so I wrote more. Probably three parts, but possibly four. Oh, and knowing me, it’ll probably end up NC-17. Thanks for reading!
They bought frozen yoghurt from a shop on the corner, Kurt vanilla and Blaine strawberry, and Kurt filled Blaine in on his education at TISCH, and his tiny apartment in ‘not quite Tribeca, but Tribeca if anyone asks.’ They took their paper cups out onto the street and just started walking. They brushed shoulders from time to time, exchanging small smiles, and after two blocks Kurt licked the back of his spoon clean and chuckled.
after the promo and Burt this just kinda happened…
“Blaine please don’t,” Kurt whispered combing his fingers through Blaine’s hair repeatedly, but if he was trying to calm Blaine or himself with the gesture Kurt didn’t know.
Stress and sleep deprivation makes me draw all the Cheerio!AUs :D
This one is called “The Tomato Butt”.
When Blaine Anderson had joined the Cheerios at the beginning of the year, Kurt wasn’t pleased. He was one of the only boys on the squad, besides the big muscled boys who threw the girls into the air and only came to half the practices. But Blaine almost seemed to be Sue’s new favorite.
And he sang.
Which was Kurt’s thing.
But soon Blaine was getting half the songs and Kurt the other half. All the girls positively fainted when he sang a pumped up “Teenage Dream”. Blaine had smiled, taking in their praise with a humble look.
Which he probably used to get into every girl’s pants, thought Kurt.
It was obvious that Blaine had joined the Cheerios to look at girls in skirts all day. Santana and Brittany were practically hanging all over him most of the time. No straight boy joined the Cheerios to be a cheerleader, after all. And Blaine Anderson was obviously straight.
Or so Kurt had thought.
Then, one day after practice, Kurt was packing up his things in his bag, feeling light as air after a good practice where he got to sing all but one song (Sue was trying to decide which numbers to use for their first competition of the year), Blaine was suddenly standing next to him. They were the only two left in the gym.
“You were amazing today,” said Blaine with an easy grin.
“Thanks,” said Kurt shortly, zipping his bag. Blaine’s face fell.
“Kurt,” he began. “Do you…did I do something wrong? You don’t seem to like me very much.”
“I just don’t want to talk to someone who is obviously only on the squad to get some,” said Kurt and Blaine colored as red as his uniform.
“How did you - I mean - I’m not only on the squad to ‘get some’,” said Blaine. “I want, like, a relationship too.”
Kurt rolled his eyes. “Well just a word of advice, you’re not going to get that from Brittany or Santana. Most Cheerioes don’t really do relationships.”
Blaine looked at him strangely for a long moment, then burst out laughing. Kurt asked what was so funny and Blaine paused for a moment and shook his head. “Oh god, you think I’m straight.”
It was Kurt’s turn to stare at Blaine for a moment, his face flushing in embarrassment. “Oh. Oh.” Blaine grinned. “But that means - I’m the only other - oh.”
“Yes,” said Blaine, stepping closer to Kurt and pressing their bodies together. “I hope that means you’re a Cheerio that does do relationships.”
“As a matter of fact,” said Kurt breathlessly. “I am.”
Blaine and Kurt leaned into each others’ lips at the same time, arms and legs tangling together.